PFFT You Were Gone Buck Owens & Buddy Alan

[Verse 1]
Down here on the farm, the weather gets messy
Laying around with nothin' to do
When you went away, you took my cow, Bessie
I miss her, darlin', more than I miss you

[Verse 2]
You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass
And you shoud have seen the look on my face
I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you
But you were scattered all over the place

[Chorus]
Where, oh, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love
You met another and [Raspberry] you were gone

[Verse 3]
I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing
The proofs hanging out right there on the line
When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing
Your nighties hugging them long Johns of mine

[Verse 4]
The noises you made at our supper table
Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd
But how many times do I have to tell you
"Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard"?