The Halloween Wiggle Run The Jewels (Ft. Stephen Colbert)

[Verse 1: Stephen Colbert]
One, two, three, four
The moon was full, it was late at night
I could feel in my bones something wasn't quite right
I walked downstairs and I opened the door
And what I saw sent my jaw to the floor
At first I was scared, then I started to giggle
Cause I saw Dracula do the Halloween Wiggle

[Verse 2: Killer Mike (El-P)]
This ain't ya Daddy's monster mash
Run the Jewels, Run the Jewels
(Ay, it's a graveyard smash)
Drop the pumpkin down low and make my fun size sticky
I'm 'bout to find out if you a treaty or a tricky
Spread your cobwebs and arch your back
And I'ma stick my hand down ya candy sack

[Verse 3: El-P]
Shake ya money maker like a UNICEF box
You don't got a condom? Use ya Supergirl socks
Halloween ain't hollow and it don't run shallow
Make you bite on your pillow like it's a marshmallow

[Verse 4: Stephen Colbert]
Well, that's one way to wiggle, but listen up close
There's a creepy kind of wiggle that I dig the most
You just stretch your bat wings and make 'em flap
And don't forget to do the Skeleton clap