Cheech (Father): I SAID TURN THAT THING DOWN AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL!
Chong (Son): HEY! What're ya tryin' to do?! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!
Cheech: I don't care what you just bought! You get your fanny-perpendicular and get ready for school!
Chong: I'm not going to school!
Cheech: What do you mean you're not going to school?!
Chong: Just what I said, I'm not going to school!
Cheech: And why not?!
Chong: Because I'm sick, that's why not!
Cheech: Sick...you're sick alright, what's wrong with you now, Prince Charming?
Chong: I got an earache
Cheech: Earache, my eye! How'd you like a buttache?! Now get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this room, it looks like a pigsty. You hear me?!
(Chong makes pig noises)
Cheech: Alright, that's enough! That's enough! You've pushed me far enough, young man, you're getting punished! Now stand up!
Chong (Son): HEY! What're ya tryin' to do?! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!
Cheech: I don't care what you just bought! You get your fanny-perpendicular and get ready for school!
Chong: I'm not going to school!
Cheech: What do you mean you're not going to school?!
Chong: Just what I said, I'm not going to school!
Cheech: And why not?!
Chong: Because I'm sick, that's why not!
Cheech: Sick...you're sick alright, what's wrong with you now, Prince Charming?
Chong: I got an earache
Cheech: Earache, my eye! How'd you like a buttache?! Now get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this room, it looks like a pigsty. You hear me?!
(Chong makes pig noises)
Cheech: Alright, that's enough! That's enough! You've pushed me far enough, young man, you're getting punished! Now stand up!
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