Never Had it Made Insane Clown Posse

[Intro]
Oh! No! No!
Next
Ah, yes, Mr. Gatekeeper, now we have, uh, Joseph Bruce, also known as Violent J
Oh, yes. I've heard of that hideous fuck. Tell me, what makes you think I'd ever allow you into these pearly gates?
Wait, man, let me explain, dog

[Verse 1: Violent J]
First, I was born young and healthy
I told my mother one day I'd be wealthy
Can't forget my first day at school
Got stabbed in the head with a pencil, but it's cool
Get my education
A job and a family, a good reputation
And what about grade two?
Got shot in the neck, and the bullet went straight through
But I'm packing a textbook
Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to grade three
Thank God it's lunch in a minute
Bit into my hot dog with a razor blade in it
And it cut my tongue off
But I know how to multiply, so what's up, boss
Finally had to step out
I dropped out of school when they ripped my neck out
Who knows where the road led?
Seen a man with a briefcase, but no head
So I'm likes fuck that
Show me a quarter and an ounce of crack
And I'm straighter than a fucking light post
I sold a lot of crack, but I bought the most