Three Months Late Da Yoopers

1. I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE
ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY
SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH GIRL
FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY
SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM
JUST LIKE A JACKPINE STUMP
THE BOYS ALL FLOCKED AROUND HER
LIKE THE SEAGULLS AT THE DUMP

2. I TOLD HER I CAN'T POLKA
CAUSE I'M JUST TOO DRUNK TO DANCE
SHE BOUNCED ME ALL AROUND THE FLOOR
TILL I ALMOST **** MY PANTS
I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER THAT NIGHT
AND ASKED HER FOR A DATE
I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE'S CAMP
AND NOW SHE'S THREE MONTHS LATE

CHORUS:
SHE'S LATE SHE'S LATE
OH LORD SHE'S THREE MONTHS LATE
I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE'S CAMP
AND NOW SHE'S THREE MONTHS LATE

3. I SAID SHE WAS MY FIRST LOVE
SHE SAID SHE'D SHOW ME HOW
SHE LEARNED SOME FROM THE MAKI BOYS
AND SOME FROM WATCHING COWS
I FIRED UP THE SAUNA THREW SOME
WATER ON THE ROCKS
THEN I TOOK OFF EVERYTHING
EXCEPT MY WOOLEN SOCKS