[21. Start My Own Nudist Colony]
Tom: I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna start--I'm gonna start a therapeutic massage center only for, for--
Mark: I'm going to start my own nudist colony!
Tom: That would be gross, you tried that in our bus one time
Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony one time in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked
[22. Fuck Everybody Else]
Mark: They love you Tom
Tom: They love me, so fuck everybody else!
Mark: Yeah, fuck all you guys out there that are cheering, "we hate you Tom, you suck dick, burn in hell"
Tom: Yeah, fuck that. Hey--Hey I say, I say fuck the hating-Tom-thing, that's what I say. Are we ready Mark?
Mark: You know what it is, you know what it is? A lot of these people are just now jumping on the we-hate-Tom bandwagon, I've been hating Tom since like 1995. I'm old school hating-Tom-guy, alright
Tom: Yeah!
[23. Say Some Dirty Words]
Tom: Oh shit, hey, let's all say some dirty words, everyone say "fuck!", everyone say "shit!", everyone say "dick!", everyone say "Mark's an asshole!"
Mark: Everyone say, everyone say "we hate Mark!" Yeah!
Tom: Hey, now let's do this one, everyone say "fuck fuck shit fuck!". That's the kind of words you should be using at home, kids
Mark: That's right
Tom: What do we do now?
Mark: I want everyone to call me an asshole again!
[24. I Like Your Hair]
Tom: What's up? I like your hair, it's very nice
Mark: You like his hair? Oh cool, thanks, he probably appreciates that a lot
Tom: No I just--I wanted to say I liked your butt, but I thought that was too forward, you know
Tom: I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna start--I'm gonna start a therapeutic massage center only for, for--
Mark: I'm going to start my own nudist colony!
Tom: That would be gross, you tried that in our bus one time
Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony one time in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked
[22. Fuck Everybody Else]
Mark: They love you Tom
Tom: They love me, so fuck everybody else!
Mark: Yeah, fuck all you guys out there that are cheering, "we hate you Tom, you suck dick, burn in hell"
Tom: Yeah, fuck that. Hey--Hey I say, I say fuck the hating-Tom-thing, that's what I say. Are we ready Mark?
Mark: You know what it is, you know what it is? A lot of these people are just now jumping on the we-hate-Tom bandwagon, I've been hating Tom since like 1995. I'm old school hating-Tom-guy, alright
Tom: Yeah!
[23. Say Some Dirty Words]
Tom: Oh shit, hey, let's all say some dirty words, everyone say "fuck!", everyone say "shit!", everyone say "dick!", everyone say "Mark's an asshole!"
Mark: Everyone say, everyone say "we hate Mark!" Yeah!
Tom: Hey, now let's do this one, everyone say "fuck fuck shit fuck!". That's the kind of words you should be using at home, kids
Mark: That's right
Tom: What do we do now?
Mark: I want everyone to call me an asshole again!
[24. I Like Your Hair]
Tom: What's up? I like your hair, it's very nice
Mark: You like his hair? Oh cool, thanks, he probably appreciates that a lot
Tom: No I just--I wanted to say I liked your butt, but I thought that was too forward, you know
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