Fiction Nik Kershaw

If you wrote a book with a page for
Each memory
And put it in hardback for people to buy
The critics would laugh, yeah they'd call
It ridiculous
And sit around waiting for Porky to fly

The truth is stranger than fiction
And I must believe what I see
But the truth is stranger than fiction to me

If they made a film of the book of the memory
With Bobby De Niro and Demi De Moore
You'd sit in your seat with your popcorn
And chocolate
And wonder aloud at the point of it all

The truth is stranger than fiction
And I must believe what I see
But the truth is stranger than fiction to me

If it can happen it will happen it has
Happened already
If you don't understand, no reason and
No rhyme
Don't ask why