[Verse 1]
Dashing through these hoes
Cadillac's and sixty 'fo's
On three wheels we go
Clocking lots of dough
Cellphone ringtone ring
My song "Because I Got High"
Smoking weed while I watch the police flying by
[Chorus 1]
Oh, jingle bell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack
Ooh, found your daughter and you finally caught her
And you mad 'cause I'm black
Ahaha I fucked her good, just like I should, I think I blew her balloon
I didn't use a condom and now we have a problem
She havin' my baby in June (Say what?)
[Verse 2]
I know this holiday hooker
I think her name is Jan
And if you 'ain't got no money (Hell yeah)
She's got a layaway plan
I got a blowjob from her friend
I think her name is Gwen
My dick plugged up her mouth
She couldn't get no oxygen
Dashing through these hoes
Cadillac's and sixty 'fo's
On three wheels we go
Clocking lots of dough
Cellphone ringtone ring
My song "Because I Got High"
Smoking weed while I watch the police flying by
[Chorus 1]
Oh, jingle bell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack
Ooh, found your daughter and you finally caught her
And you mad 'cause I'm black
Ahaha I fucked her good, just like I should, I think I blew her balloon
I didn't use a condom and now we have a problem
She havin' my baby in June (Say what?)
[Verse 2]
I know this holiday hooker
I think her name is Jan
And if you 'ain't got no money (Hell yeah)
She's got a layaway plan
I got a blowjob from her friend
I think her name is Gwen
My dick plugged up her mouth
She couldn't get no oxygen
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