[Intro]
Animation vs. Anything
Yakko Warner
Vs
Kermit the Frog
Draw!
[Verse 1: Yakko Warner]
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop.”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
To bring you back, no strings attached, you’d think you’d pass
But to keep you afloat like a lily pad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash!
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan; finally croak
[Verse 2: Kermit the Frog]
Sir, I don’t mеan to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Evеn for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest!
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight!
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu!
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits-
But that’s none of my business
Animation vs. Anything
Yakko Warner
Vs
Kermit the Frog
Draw!
[Verse 1: Yakko Warner]
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop.”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
To bring you back, no strings attached, you’d think you’d pass
But to keep you afloat like a lily pad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash!
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan; finally croak
[Verse 2: Kermit the Frog]
Sir, I don’t mеan to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Evеn for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest!
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight!
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu!
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits-
But that’s none of my business
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