[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
JESUS CHRIST
VS
SANS
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Sans]
May I tell you about our lord and savior, Thanos Fortnite?
He’s about to get dunked on cuz he hasn’t been nice
Look at his chin, GET THIS DUDE SOME LOTION!
You had to kill Falcon just to start some commotion
Infinity War was fucking awful, that it made me cough
Why would you spend so much time hunting for some gay rocks?
Thanos' bars? Heh, I call that a sad rhyme
I won’t have a bad time cause it’s Undertale time
[Verse 2: Thanos]
Walk into the club, like, waddup, I gotta big COCK
I’m so pumped up, stole some gems from that Iron Fuck
Once I collect all my jewels, you’ll soon pay
I tried to play your game once but only made it halfway
Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe
But FUCK YOU!!
You think you’re superior? HA! Well at least I have a mom
You may be the Understar but ALPHYS IS THE BOMB
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
JESUS CHRIST
VS
SANS
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Sans]
May I tell you about our lord and savior, Thanos Fortnite?
He’s about to get dunked on cuz he hasn’t been nice
Look at his chin, GET THIS DUDE SOME LOTION!
You had to kill Falcon just to start some commotion
Infinity War was fucking awful, that it made me cough
Why would you spend so much time hunting for some gay rocks?
Thanos' bars? Heh, I call that a sad rhyme
I won’t have a bad time cause it’s Undertale time
[Verse 2: Thanos]
Walk into the club, like, waddup, I gotta big COCK
I’m so pumped up, stole some gems from that Iron Fuck
Once I collect all my jewels, you’ll soon pay
I tried to play your game once but only made it halfway
Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe
But FUCK YOU!!
You think you’re superior? HA! Well at least I have a mom
You may be the Understar but ALPHYS IS THE BOMB
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