Scrotal Torment Psychostick

(Intro)
What the hell are you doing?
Dude, I'm scratching my balls

In a crowd
With no escape
Is when I feel
My privates wake

I've got to find
Some privacy
Or they will see
Me scratching me

My balls itch
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low
My balls are a ball of fire
My balls itch
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low
My balls are a ball of fire

Irritation
Toleration
Scrotum itching
Leaves me bitching