Live from Denver, Colorado, announcers Michael Cole, Jerry “The King” Lawler and JBL
The evening opens with John Cena coming out, pretty damned good crowd pop. Probably the best I’ve heard for him in quite some time. Cena tells us how dangerous the Elimination Championship and hypes up the main event prospect for batista. Cena actually mentions that people may dislike that he’s still in the hunt for Mania main events after all these events. I’m honestly shocked. Daniel Bryan’s name gets mentioned, a mini Yes! chant begins, during which a city of Chicago flag is shown being waved (fuck yeah!). Cesaro interrupts with Zeb to let us know that he’s the guy we need to be rooting for. Crowd boos. He says he’ll become the face of America, which means he’s heel. Shortly after doofus Sheamus makes his way out to boast. During which old man Christian mumbles on out, letting us know that he’s going do some mean things at Elimination Chamber. Oh, oh, oh, Randy Orton came out as well. During his schpeel, Daniel Bryan bursts out, exciting the crowd. All six men participating in the Chamber are now in the ring. Maybe I’m just a bitter ass, but Daniel Bryan’s mic skills aren’t all that polished. Hell of a Yes! chant by the way. Corporate Kane comes on down to a chant from the fans, “You sold out!”. He let’s us know he’s in charge for the evening. He pits Cena vs Cesaro and Daniel Bryan vs Christian (now).
Match #1
Daniel Bryan vs Christian (Singles match)
Before a ref can come out, Christian beats down Daniel Bryan to the crowd’s dismay. After the beat down, a ref manages to come down to begin the match. DB starts hot, but Christian comes back hotter, making it a point to work DB’s shoulder. Christian pulls a very nice DDT from the top turnbuckle. DB shoots through the ropes with the Flying Goat, during which he slams his busted shoulder into the crowd barrier. Back in the ring, Bryan pulls some come back moves to some really good crowd pops. Watching Christian lurk around the ring reminds me that I think he looks like Sir Jorah Mormont. Christian eeked out of a Yes lock, DB works his way out of a Killswitch and rolls up Christian for the win. After the bell rings, Kane announces to Bryan that he’s got another match tonight, again himself. And that means right now.
Match #2
Daniel Bryan vs Kane (Singles match)
Kane continues to work against Bryan’s already busted shoulder. Cole and The King express their frustration with Kane’s shenanigans. JBL on the other hand loves every bit of it. Kane pulls off a really good suplex from the apron, before a failed pin attempt. Bryan shows resilience and gets in a missile dropkick. But Kane eventually comes back around and continues the beat down, really working the shoulder. The ref calls the DQ as Kane won’t let up on the corner of the ring, technically DB gets the win, but at the hands of an ass-whoopin’.
The Shield cut a promo, in all their greasy haired glory. They poke some fun at Dean and are show us that no matter their tomfoolery, they’re all on the same page. Roman isn’t the best on the mic, but his intimidation factor gets him by for sure. All they really do is continue to tell us they’re gonna take down The Wyatt’s.
Match #3
Fandango vs Santino Marella (Singles match)
We come back after commercial break, Fandango and Summer are in the ring. Santino Marella and Emma head on down. Kind of hoping the girls just face off. Unfortunately that’s not the case. Funny side from the announcers: “You know the average male thinks about Summer Rae 9 times a day?” Fandango starts the match on the aggressive side. Santino comes back a bit, threatening Summer with the cobra. Emma interrupts and slams the living shit out of Summer outside of the ring. Santino and Emma go for a kiss as Fandango slides in with a “fuck your kiss” kick, pulls Santino back in the ring and drops some shit on him then takes issues the three count.
Mark Henry walks angrily through the back before being stopped for a promo. He’s gonna induct Roman Reigns into the Hall of Pain! Shield’s music kicks in and the Hounds of Justice make their way down to the ring.
Match #4
Roman Reigns vs Mark Henry (Singles match)
As Mark Henry’s heading down, JBL fucks up and calls Roman’s spear the “gore”. Henry starts the match on the offensive, highlighted by a big boot. Reigns works his way back with an awesome Samoan slam. That’s a big man to be totin’ in the air. Oh man, Reigns cocked the superman punch, knocking Henry down. Lands the spear. Three count.
Ambrose isn’t impressed. He starts assaulting Henry who is already down, Roman even asks “what are you doing?” and then of course the Wyatt’s come onto the titantron. Awesome ass promo, continuing his extremely weird/creepy ass angle. Some really good back and forth shit as the Wyatt’s music kicks and they head down. They have another stair down. It’s about as tense as you can get for a wrestling match. Very well paced hype for their match at Elimination Chamber. The Wyatt’s again are the first to leave the ring.
The evening opens with John Cena coming out, pretty damned good crowd pop. Probably the best I’ve heard for him in quite some time. Cena tells us how dangerous the Elimination Championship and hypes up the main event prospect for batista. Cena actually mentions that people may dislike that he’s still in the hunt for Mania main events after all these events. I’m honestly shocked. Daniel Bryan’s name gets mentioned, a mini Yes! chant begins, during which a city of Chicago flag is shown being waved (fuck yeah!). Cesaro interrupts with Zeb to let us know that he’s the guy we need to be rooting for. Crowd boos. He says he’ll become the face of America, which means he’s heel. Shortly after doofus Sheamus makes his way out to boast. During which old man Christian mumbles on out, letting us know that he’s going do some mean things at Elimination Chamber. Oh, oh, oh, Randy Orton came out as well. During his schpeel, Daniel Bryan bursts out, exciting the crowd. All six men participating in the Chamber are now in the ring. Maybe I’m just a bitter ass, but Daniel Bryan’s mic skills aren’t all that polished. Hell of a Yes! chant by the way. Corporate Kane comes on down to a chant from the fans, “You sold out!”. He let’s us know he’s in charge for the evening. He pits Cena vs Cesaro and Daniel Bryan vs Christian (now).
Match #1
Daniel Bryan vs Christian (Singles match)
Before a ref can come out, Christian beats down Daniel Bryan to the crowd’s dismay. After the beat down, a ref manages to come down to begin the match. DB starts hot, but Christian comes back hotter, making it a point to work DB’s shoulder. Christian pulls a very nice DDT from the top turnbuckle. DB shoots through the ropes with the Flying Goat, during which he slams his busted shoulder into the crowd barrier. Back in the ring, Bryan pulls some come back moves to some really good crowd pops. Watching Christian lurk around the ring reminds me that I think he looks like Sir Jorah Mormont. Christian eeked out of a Yes lock, DB works his way out of a Killswitch and rolls up Christian for the win. After the bell rings, Kane announces to Bryan that he’s got another match tonight, again himself. And that means right now.
Match #2
Daniel Bryan vs Kane (Singles match)
Kane continues to work against Bryan’s already busted shoulder. Cole and The King express their frustration with Kane’s shenanigans. JBL on the other hand loves every bit of it. Kane pulls off a really good suplex from the apron, before a failed pin attempt. Bryan shows resilience and gets in a missile dropkick. But Kane eventually comes back around and continues the beat down, really working the shoulder. The ref calls the DQ as Kane won’t let up on the corner of the ring, technically DB gets the win, but at the hands of an ass-whoopin’.
The Shield cut a promo, in all their greasy haired glory. They poke some fun at Dean and are show us that no matter their tomfoolery, they’re all on the same page. Roman isn’t the best on the mic, but his intimidation factor gets him by for sure. All they really do is continue to tell us they’re gonna take down The Wyatt’s.
Match #3
Fandango vs Santino Marella (Singles match)
We come back after commercial break, Fandango and Summer are in the ring. Santino Marella and Emma head on down. Kind of hoping the girls just face off. Unfortunately that’s not the case. Funny side from the announcers: “You know the average male thinks about Summer Rae 9 times a day?” Fandango starts the match on the aggressive side. Santino comes back a bit, threatening Summer with the cobra. Emma interrupts and slams the living shit out of Summer outside of the ring. Santino and Emma go for a kiss as Fandango slides in with a “fuck your kiss” kick, pulls Santino back in the ring and drops some shit on him then takes issues the three count.
Mark Henry walks angrily through the back before being stopped for a promo. He’s gonna induct Roman Reigns into the Hall of Pain! Shield’s music kicks in and the Hounds of Justice make their way down to the ring.
Match #4
Roman Reigns vs Mark Henry (Singles match)
As Mark Henry’s heading down, JBL fucks up and calls Roman’s spear the “gore”. Henry starts the match on the offensive, highlighted by a big boot. Reigns works his way back with an awesome Samoan slam. That’s a big man to be totin’ in the air. Oh man, Reigns cocked the superman punch, knocking Henry down. Lands the spear. Three count.
Ambrose isn’t impressed. He starts assaulting Henry who is already down, Roman even asks “what are you doing?” and then of course the Wyatt’s come onto the titantron. Awesome ass promo, continuing his extremely weird/creepy ass angle. Some really good back and forth shit as the Wyatt’s music kicks and they head down. They have another stair down. It’s about as tense as you can get for a wrestling match. Very well paced hype for their match at Elimination Chamber. The Wyatt’s again are the first to leave the ring.
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