Dear Trumpy (Love Letter to Donald Trump) Dan Bull

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[Intro]
This is a love letter
To Donald Trump

[Verse 1]
You're a cold mack, Donald
A role model
For the entrepreneurs
Who don't mind being called horrible
You're better than Donald Rumsfeld
And Donald Duck
Donald Pleasance, Glover, Sterling
Sutherland and Ronald Mc
If you weren't rich
Then you might well have been handcuffed
But instead of "guilty"
You can just cry "Bankrupt"
Give yourself a quarter billion salary
And build aeroplanes with gold plated lavatories
It's only fair that you get fair pay
To keep the economy afloat by buying hairspray
Yeah, cray
Pile on the layers of spray tan
'Til you have an excuse for being mistaken for Satan

[Chorus]
I wanna hump Donald Trump
Put my thumbs on his rump
Then pump
Trump
For president
Trump for president
Vote Donald J. Trump
For president
Whatever anyone cleverer says is irrelevant
Just vote Donald J. Trump
For president

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