Dick Pays Rent Pink Guy (Ft. Santa's Brother)

[Intro: Santa's Brother & Pink Guy]
I let the beat drop like old people with polio
That's actually really fucked up

[Hook: Santa's Brother]
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits

[Verse 1: Santa's Brother]
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled
The doctors say I have a disease
But I find that really fucking hard to believe
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the ROOF
I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick
Now it's really red and blue like Lilo and Stitch
Now it's really starting to itch (hepatitis)
This beat drops like my balls at the age of 12
My nipples shrivels up like a dehydrated elf
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
They call me moose knuckles
Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles
I get diseases from the great sex
I'm coughing up blood, so I'm gonna pass the mic