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I Am A Surgeon - Alex Schor (Ft. Jacksen Luna)
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I Am A Surgeon - Alex Schor (Ft. Jacksen Luna)
[Intro]
(Ferrari)
(Irarref)

[Verse 1: Alex Schor & Jacksen Luna]
I got twenty bodies but I hit it like a virgin (Ayy)
Get up in them guts like- (I am a surgeon)
I'm not Yung Gravy, I’m the DHgate version (Mama)
Drank too much in the whip, I keep swerving
The girl on the Tempur-Pedic logo got a fat ass
Dropped my grandpa in the dumpster, yeah, I'm badass (Wow)
I should be a virgin, I should have never even had ass
My high school crush graduated and became a fatass ([?])
Came with three strokes like it's par on a golf course (Tiger Woods)
Seen a bad bitch and I started barking on all fours
That girl’s way too pretty for me, man, she's all yours
I just TP'd a mansion that had some tall doors
Pull down your pantyhose, I'm tryna see something
It was only me and her fucking but it's a threesome
Two personalities, I hit it differently with each one (Disorder)
If jacking off was a sport, I'm going D1

[Verse 2: Jacksen Luna]
Peter, I just fucked a fat bitch, hey Peter (Hehehe)
Tried to pick her up, I was in a two-seater (Vroom)
Bought a gallon of Coke, she drank the one liter
Ran on my lips, I'm an avid ass eater
I be coming hella fast, never tardy
Just slipped a pill in a cup of Bacardi
900 years didn't even tell ’em sorry (Gosh)
I be at the party when the shawty got me hardy (Hyuck)
I be in the G-string, no guitars
She wearing too much makeup, she think she the star
Looking like a clown (Ah, oh ho, ee)
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Literally in the JROTC (Literally)
Been dancing around for a minute, I have to go pee (For real)
Some idiot broke my glasses now I can’t see
Literally just met my Discord kitten (Minecraft), she touched my pee pee
And it felt like she hit that
And she went into the bathroom (Genshin Impact)
I didn't know girls be shitting
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