No Maidens Crispy Concords (Ft. Soup & Yumi)

[Intro]
Triple that, Grayto (Triple that, Grayto)

[Verse 1: Crispy]
All in her ear like I'm Paul Revere (Aye)
She don't wanna fuck me, she queer
Send 'em to war, I ain't talkin' about civil
Been on a streak like a hellstorm missile
Stay on the bus and you talk to Mrs. Frizzle
I hop out the whip like it's abyssal
Steppin' on 'em, lil' bitch you a Tom Ford
Make 'em battle like Lexington–Concord

[Verse 2: Soup & Crispy]
Dump your tea in the ocean
Jerk off your musket with no lotion
Who the fuck you think you taxin'?
Redcoats actin' up, 'bout to get a slashin'
Sneak in the castle, Queen of England gonna get some action
With your girl and wе signin' this declaration (Aye, Aye, Ayе)
Carrier pigeon spreadin' misinformation (Aye, Aye, Aye)
Load up the musket, I ain't talkin' bout Elon
I got a stick she can feel on
I'm ridin' my horse like a Nissan
These boys are some mustard, some dijon
Call my boy George, load up the cannon (Load it up)
Catch you in the field, slap you with a salmon (Hoo)
Your bitch wants to steal my pantaloons
Goin' monkey on the Brits, call me John C. Baboon