[Intro: Announcer]
Lame-Ass Rap Battles
Nyan Cat
Versus
Suicidemouse.avi
3, 2, 1, go!
[Verse 1: Suicide Mouse (Commander Jacob)]
Haha, well, hi there! I'm sure the kids wanna see me snapping
But we have so much in common! I’m also… Really Happy
Want some space? You’ll have nowhere to scream to
Well, how am I to speak to this little, half-bit Miku?
Maybe I’m a bit grumpy, but this feline brat
Was a stupid meme making everyone past the age of 9gag
Putting on a sombrero thinking that we’ll laugh at it?
Cringe is the one culture you appropriate on accident
[Verse 2: Nyan Cat (garbageGothic)]
I'm just being dеrpy! But it came to a frickin’ halt
By a rat so revolting, he’s not еven kept in the Disney Vault (Yeah!)
Whatever Walt did, he lost it like Maltin
And fathered in all the cringe lost episodes that have dropped since
Maybe it’s because no one’s given you the right design
That you’re always in a Funk, and not just on Friday Night
Lie down, gramps! I’mma grab the black and white chalk
And trip you when I lay this down, like I’m paving the sidewalk
Kitty versus rodent? They cheer the very moment
I'm on screen and I'm shown with that pixel rainbow
Your story has no focus. There's no film left to roll with
I can end your psychosis. Want death? Just say so! (Woo!)
I was made for charity, is that so bizarre?
No need to waffle around, we see how Tac-ky you are
You’re hand-drawn, but your ink game is completely wack
But don't come step into my world, you’ll just re-Relapse!
Lame-Ass Rap Battles
Nyan Cat
Versus
Suicidemouse.avi
3, 2, 1, go!
[Verse 1: Suicide Mouse (Commander Jacob)]
Haha, well, hi there! I'm sure the kids wanna see me snapping
But we have so much in common! I’m also… Really Happy
Want some space? You’ll have nowhere to scream to
Well, how am I to speak to this little, half-bit Miku?
Maybe I’m a bit grumpy, but this feline brat
Was a stupid meme making everyone past the age of 9gag
Putting on a sombrero thinking that we’ll laugh at it?
Cringe is the one culture you appropriate on accident
[Verse 2: Nyan Cat (garbageGothic)]
I'm just being dеrpy! But it came to a frickin’ halt
By a rat so revolting, he’s not еven kept in the Disney Vault (Yeah!)
Whatever Walt did, he lost it like Maltin
And fathered in all the cringe lost episodes that have dropped since
Maybe it’s because no one’s given you the right design
That you’re always in a Funk, and not just on Friday Night
Lie down, gramps! I’mma grab the black and white chalk
And trip you when I lay this down, like I’m paving the sidewalk
Kitty versus rodent? They cheer the very moment
I'm on screen and I'm shown with that pixel rainbow
Your story has no focus. There's no film left to roll with
I can end your psychosis. Want death? Just say so! (Woo!)
I was made for charity, is that so bizarre?
No need to waffle around, we see how Tac-ky you are
You’re hand-drawn, but your ink game is completely wack
But don't come step into my world, you’ll just re-Relapse!
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