Almond Rocha Ugly Duckling

[Andy Cooper]
Don't drink, don't smoke, but what I do
Is wash and shampoo like Selsun Blue
Then I find a clue with Nancy Drew
And go oompa, loompa, doom-pa-dee-do (Yeah)
Tighter than Magnum P.I.'s oldest pair of Levi's
Throwing banana cream pies that splatter between eyes
Of any competitor, home skillet
You can feel it from your perm to your pedicure

[Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper)
Now you can be a housewife or a bachelorette (Yeah)
Or a little baby girl in a basinette (Uh-huh)
Maybe you're an underprivileged foster kid
Or a rich kid eatin with a lobster bib
We'll get your body moving till your feet start throbbin (Uh-huh)
And have you noggin bobbin like you're riding a toboggan (What?)
Sockin it to you as if I knew kung fu
On cue, to serve hors d'oeuvres and fondue

[Andy Cooper]
Add a little cherry cola and a bowl of tapioca
"We rock the Casbah," and sometimes the Copa
Young Einstein mix the mocha
And give them a taste of almond rocha