Thug City Dance Gavin Dance

[Intro: Jonny Craig]
Haha!
Dance Gavin Dance, baby!
Downtown Battle Mountain II!

[Verse 1: Jon Mess]
First it's the casting call, but I'm playing basketball
My wife, she notifies that I missed a call on my phone
Now, why are you snooping, when you should be cooking?
If you read my texts one more time
If you fill the pageant bowl, I will be masterful
Well full of liquid comedy, namaste, your baller bag is on its way
Red full of lexicons, polishing Megatron
If you beat the ho, you tell your bros, I need this, yo!

[Verse 2: Jonny Craig]
Stop and don't panic, I've got a plan
Let's both pretend you didn't take that one night stand, oh
So hide your face, collect your things
This is what we call the walk of shame
Oh, pretty lady, I know the cost at the gate, you're almost there

[Verse 3: Jon Mess]
Next it's the pinnacle of me being cynical
Can I be the linchpin compelling to judge a lottery?
Baggy and awfully, bumpy and blistery
Brutally homeless and fluffy