That Phone Is a Brick Allday

[Verse 1]
Yeah, aged twelve, first day at a new school
In a room full of pupils, pubescent, being brutal
It was casual dressed, which made it even worse
Me in my resting shirt, couldn't let them see me hurt
They're all in Ralph Lauren but me, I'm just poor as shit
At a private school and I'm only here on scholarship
The girls ignore me and I'm beat up by the older kids
But the teachers quiz me like
"I wonder what your problem is?"
Well, the kids in my neighbourhood all think I'm an asshole
And the rich kids hate me 'cause I don't live in a castle
And my home life is fucked, I'm copping shit from my uncle
At school I get in trouble, these are things that I juggle
So I save my lunch money and starve for months straight
To get a phone of my own, I'll be cool, you just wait
Then I finally get it and I show it to a kid
He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, that phone is a brick!"

[Chorus]
The cool kids used to say this shit, like
That phone is a motherfucking brick
That phone is a motherfucking brick
Where the hell'd you find something that big?
And the hot girls used to say this shit, like
That phone is a motherfucking brick
That phone is a motherfucking brick
Why are you talking to me? You're weird