The Story of Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards Gloryhammer

Infernus Ad Astra[Intro: Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
In the distant future of the year 1992 war has returned to the galaxy.

One thousand years have passed since the brave hero Angus McFife defeated the evil sorcerer Zargothrax in the battle of Dunfermline. trapping the wizard in a frozen prison of liquid ice. For centuries the valiant: Knights of Crail have guarded the immortal sorcerer's crystalline corpse, now locatеd in a hidden base on Triton, the
grеat moon of Neptune.

But now, in the year 1992, a cult of unholy chaos wizards are plotting to release their dark master from his ice-bound tomb and once again unleash the sorcerer Zargothrak upon the universe.

The tragic destiny of the Galactic Empire of Fife now hangs in the balance once more...Rise of the Chaos Wizards[Refrain: Incantation of the Thaumaturgist]
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra

[Verse 1: Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
Across the galaxy a new force of evil is rising
Wizards of chaos fight to control the brave king of Dundee
Entwined by mystic spells, to know where the sorcerer hidden
Imprisoned in ice on the planet of knights, the powerful heroes of Crail

[Pre-Chorus: Tharon-Zul, Chaos Wizard]
Eons of warfare returning
No longer peace will survive
The intergalactic great Emperor of Fife will die
[Chorus: Battle Cry of the Questlords]
For the king we will ride
Through the dark galactic skies
To defeat the foes
When the chaos wizards rise
Now the universe will burn
Evil sorcerer returns
Tragic fate rages tonight
Chaos wizard rise

[Refrain: Incantation of the Thaumaturgist]
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra

[Verse 2: Excerpt from the Dundaxian Codex]
Ten centuries ago brave heroes defeated the wizard
Now Chaos reigns and evil returns to the kingdom of Fife
Wizard cultists rage, on dark wings of steel they are flying
To space they must go, great terror they sow, nothing can stand in their way

[Pre-Chorus: Ser Regulon, Spaceknight of Crail]
The Spaceknights of Crail are defeated
The fortress of Triton is lost
Zargothrax rises once more from his prison of frost
[Chorus: Battle Cry of the Questlords]
For the king we will ride
Through the dark galactic skies
To defeat the foes
When the chaos wizards rise
Now the universe will burn
Evil sorcerer return
Tragic fate rages tonight
Chaos wizard rise

[Spoken Interlude: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermacty]
And lo, after centuries of frozen slumber, I am free once more
Cosmic infinity courses through my veins
My body is ablaze with astral terror
The galaxy shall once again tremble before the might of Zargothrax

[Guitar Solo]

[Refrain: Incantation of the Thaumaturgist]
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra

[Chorus: Battle Cry of the Questlords]
For the king we will ride
Through the dark galactic skies
To defeat the foes
When the chaos wizards rise
Now the universe will burn
Evil sorcerer returns
Tragic fate rages tonight
Chaos wizard rise
RiseLegend of the Astral Hammer[Intro: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Oh yeah
[Verse 1: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
Slashing my way through an army of goblins
On the dark side of the moon
Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming
My hammer will be their doom
Angus McFife my name
Scion of mighty Dundee
Intergalactic great hero of steel
Ruler of whole galaxy

[Pre-Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
Wielding this ancestral weapon
The Hammer of Glory its name
The Kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim

[Chorus: Assembled Warriors of the Galaxy]
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel

[Verse 2: Excerpt from the Dundaxian Codex]
Eons ago, the starlords descended
Powerful unknown to man
With three epic weapons to safeguard from doom
Concealing them far cross the land
Relics of legend, relics of might
Forged in a time before time
For thousands of years, unfathomed, unknown
Deep in a mystical shrine

[Pre-Chorus: Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
Descendant of ultimate fighter
Now battle a war in the stars
Defending the kingdom from demons of Mars

[Chorus: Assembled Warriors of the Galaxy]
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel

[Bridge: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
Now Zargothrax rises once more
To threaten the force of the light
Assemble the heroes of steel
Prepare for the ultimate fight

[Guitar Solo]

[Refrain: Assembled Warriors of the Galaxy]
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Legend of the Astral Hammer

[Chorus: Assembled Warriors of the Galaxy]
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steelGoblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy[Chorus: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermacty]
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes
And defeat the lords of the Moon

[Verse 1: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermacty]
I have returned from centuries of slumber
Now the universe must burn
I feel the power, yet still I thirst for more
Ancient secrets I must learn

[Pre-Chorus: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermacty & Adulations to the Goblin King]
I ride the twilight in search of cosmic fire
The Goblin King knows my desire
Regis, Kobalos
Cast unholy fire

[Chorus: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermacty]
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes
And defeat the lords of the Moon
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes
And defeat the lords of the Moon

[Verse 2: Dreadlord Myrkanos Barbax, Goblin King]
This magic crystal is the artifact you seek
To unleash evil from the sky
You must find the portal, the crystal is the key
All universal life will die

[Pre-Chorus: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermacty & Adulations to the Goblin King]
Deep beneath Dundee, the mighty citadel
There lies a passage way to Hell
Regis, Kobalos
Cast unholy fire

[Chorus: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermacty]
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes
And defeat the lords of the Moon
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes
And defeat the lords of the Moon

[Pre-Chorus: Adulations to the Goblin King]
Regis, Kobalos
Cast unholy fire

[Chorus: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermacty]
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes
And defeat the lords of the Moon
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes
And defeat the lords of the MoonThe Hollywood Hootsman[Verse 1: Excerpt From The Dundaxian Codex]
One thousand years ago a hero crossed the seas
In search of distant realms to claim his destiny
The land of Unst was not enough he had to conquer more
Into the West a hero quests, to far American shores

[Pre-Chorus: Except From The Dundaxian Codex]
With his mighty battleaxe he slaughtered everything
Till all of California did call the hero king
Yeah

[Chorus: Adulations of the Academy of Motion Pictures]
He’s The Hollywood Hootsman
Hail to Hoots
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
He's the king
Riding from the silver screen
Into the battlefield!
He’s the king of California
Hoots

[Verse 2: Excerpt From the Dundaxian Codex]
Immortal warrior with armor made from wolf
His legend proves the centuries with the power of the Hoots
His prowess on the battlefield matched only on the stage
In Hollywood he found his fame, the finest of his age

[Pre-Chorus: Hootsman, Barbarian Warrior Of Unst]
The greatest movie star who ever walked the land
If you ever meet this man I'm sure you'll understand

[Chorus: Adulations of the Academy of Motion Pictures]
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
Hail to Hoots
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
He's the king
Riding from the silver screen
Into the battlefield!
He's the king of California
Hoots

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge: Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
Now Angus calls for him to join the epic fight
Once more these mighty warriors will battle side by side

[Chorus: Adulations of the Academy of Motion Pictures]
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
Hail to Hoots
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He’s The Hollywood Hootsman
He’s the king
Riding from the silver screen
Into the battlefield
He's The Hollywood Hootsman (Hoots, Hoots)
Woah (Hoots, Hoots)
Mighty proud and standing tall (Hoots, Hoots)
A legend to us all (Hoots, Hoots)
He’s The Hollywood Hootsman (Hoots, Hoots)
Yeah yeah yeah (Hoots, Hoots)
Riding from the silver screen (Hoots, Hoots)
Into the battlefield (Hoots, Hoots)
He's the king of California
Hoots
YeahVictorius Eagle Warfare[Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
Meanwhile, in the outer reaches of the solar system, a cold sun rose over the bleak shores of Triton. Rising from the mist. Ser Regulon, the only survivor of the Chaos Wizards' assault on the Space Knights of Crail, beheld the devestation surrounding him....

[Verse 1: Ser Regulon, The Last SpaceKnight of Crail]
There was a time, when legends of Crail rang true
All over their majesty everyone knew
But now in the future, defeated by evil untold
We yearn for the knight from stories of old

[Pre-Chorus: Ser Regulon, The Last SpaceKnight of Crail]
A hero cannot be defeated simply by making him die
Proletius will rise, a hologram hero of light

[Chorus: Assembled Warriors of the Galaxy]
Victorious eagle warfare
So glorious riding high up in the sky
Victorious eagle warfare
Brave warriors questing hard until they die
With nothing above but the heavens above
Guiding us on through the war
Eagle force

[Verse 2: The Technomages of Triton]
Inside the chamber of cryogenetical fire
A magical wizard is doing a spell
Powered by robots, a hologram coming to life
To stand at the side of the King of Fife

[Pre-Chorus: Assembled Warriors of the Galaxy]
The galaxy knights are rising, reborn from the ashes of Crail
A force for the light to whom we eternally hail

[Chorus: Assembled Warriors of the Galaxy]
Victorious eagle warfare
So glorious riding high up in the sky
Victorious eagle warfare
Brave warriors questing hard until they die
With nothing above but the heavens above
Guiding us on through the war
Eagle force

[Spoken Bridge: Ser Proletius, Grand Master of the SpaceKnights of Crail]
Mighty warriors of the Galaxy
You have proven yourselves to be mighty indeed
Now, who of you will join me in my SpaceKnights of Crail?

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Assembled Warriors of the Galaxy]
Victorious eagle warfare
So glorious riding high up in the sky
Victorious eagle warfare
Brave warriors questing hard until they die
With nothing above but the heavens above
Fight against power of evil corrupt
Guiding us on through the war
Eagle forceQuestlords Of Inverness Ride To Galactic Fortress[Refrain: Exerpt From the Dundaxian Codex]
The Questlords of Inverness ride
Far far away, to the ultimate light
Traveling throughout the time
The Questlords of Inverness ride
To galactic fortress

[Verse 1: Ulyssess "Snakehands" McDougall, Lord of Questing]
They storm the universe in interstellar time
From the town of Inverness beneath the ancient sign
Warriors of power steel who hear galactic cry
Unicorn defenders, unafraid to die

[Verse 2: Distress Signal Recieved at Questlord HQ, Inverness]
Zargothrax is riding on, with crystal key in hand
Nobody can stop him, bring death across the land
Questlords of Inverness, the time has come to fight
Ride to space battle with brave highland's might

[Chorus: Battle Cry of the Questlords]
Questlords arise, fight till we die
For the honour, the glory, the pride
Ride on the wind and hail to the king
When the Questlords of Inverness ride
When the Questlords of Inverness ride

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3: Ulyssess "Snakehands" McDougall, Lord of Questing]
Mighty heroes quest to Mars to fight the demon horde
Undead force of terror will fall beneath the sword
Raise the flag of Inverness and rally all the troops
Fight for Dundee and the power of Hoots

[Chorus: Battle Cry of the Questlords]
Questlords arise, fight ’til we die
For the honour, the glory, the pride
Ride on the wind and hail to the king
When the Questlords of Inverness ride
When the Questlords of Inverness ride

[Bridge: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty]
Unicorn, show me the way
Lead me to the ultimate fortress
Unicorn, reveal the truth
Of the ancient crystal galaxy
Unicorn, show me the way
Lead me to the ultimate fortress
Unicorn, reveal the truth
Of the ancient crystal galaxy
When the Questlords of Inverness

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Battle Cry of the Questlords]
Questlords arise, fight till we die
For the honour, the glory, the pride
Ride on the wind and hail to the king
When the Questlords of Inverness ride
When the Questlords of Inverness ride

[Guitar Solo]

[Refrain: Exerpt From the Dundaxian Codex]
Questlords of Inverness ride
Far far away, to the ultimate height
Traveling throughout the time
The Questlords of Inverness ride
To galactic fortressUniverse On Fire[Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
Where I'll find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light

[Verse 1: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
Carrying the breath of fire within the lungs of steel
Soaring to light the flame forged by cosmic ordeal
Ascending the mighty dragon with metal wings and claw
In a great battle forego one thousand years ago

[Pre-Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
Now lead me to the stars
Atomic flame, ignite my heart

[Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
Where I'll find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light

[Verse 2: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty]
Gliding across the sun to soak up all its might
Charging my solar gun and prepare for epic fight
Questing through nebulas in search for crystal stone
That gives me the overdose of force to claim space throne

[Pre-Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
It is time, take up your arms
Nova bombs and plasma guns

[Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
Where I'll find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light

[Bridge: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
Set me on fire

[Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
Where I'll find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light
You're my guiding light
You're my guiding lightHeroes (Of Dundee)[Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
As word spread of the demon army invasion that was threatening Mars, mighty warriors of the entire galaxy began to assemble in preparation to fight for the power of cosmic justice. Crystalline darkness was falling upon the hearts of the assembled host. After a thousand years of peace, the intergalactic Space Empire of Fife was once again about to once again plunge into a bloody war, standing behind the banner of Angus McFife XIII. Riding his ancestral laserdragon, the brave prince of Dundee stood before his proud legions and raised the Hammer of Glory to the heavens.

[Verse 1: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee & The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen]
Fly, on gigantic dragons made out of steel
Strike, with the Hammer of Glory, we will prevail
Kill, our cosmical enemies with full force
Blasting forth, without remorse
Rage, with bold supersonic velocity
Trust, in our lasers to storm 'cross the galaxy
Die, for the universe that we are fighting for
To win the war, forevermore

[Pre-Chorus: Ulysses "Snakehands" McDougall, Lord of Questing]
For Dunkeld and Cowdenbeath, an epic war is fight

[Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee
We are riding forth to free our galaxy
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee
We are heroes, legends we will be

[Verse 2: The Questlords of Inverness]
Fear, our troll mass destruction artillery
Hear, our battle cry echoing through the sphere
Ride, on the back of the dragons, we're standing proud
Wrath unbound, we hold our ground

[Pre-Chorus: Set Proletius, Grand Master of the Space Knights of Crail]
For Crail and for Aberdeen, an epic war is fight

[Chorus: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee
We are riding forth to free our galaxy
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee
We are heroes, legends we will be

[Keyboard Solo]

[Bridge: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee]
We passed primordial black holes
Fought goblins and trolls on faraway stars together
We dashed through infinity for honour and glory
From Neptune to Mars to Mercury
To bring it all to an end, to make our final stand
In unity we rise, we will ascend
To realms we must protect
Mighty hammer connects
The force to annihilate Zargothrax

[Spoken Interlude: Hootsman, the Barbarian Warrior of Unst]
Yes, mighty warriors, in the name of cosmic justice we ride
Glory will prevail this day, hail to the King of Dundee

[Chorus: The Heroes of Dundee]
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee
We are riding forth to free our galaxy
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee
We are heroes, legends we will be
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee
Now the time has come that we'll make history
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee
We are heroes, legends we will beApocalypse 1992[Spoken Intro: Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
And lo, led by the valiant hero Angus McFife XIII
The forces of justice assembled their armies in the skies above Mars
In preparation for the epic battle against the demon horde
But on planet Earth, a far more sinister machination was afoot
In the dwarven caverns beneath the mighty city of Dundee
The evil wizard Zargothrax began to recite the dread incantation
Which would unlock the chaos portal to the galactic nexus
As foretold in the dark prophecy of Anstruther countless centuries ago
As he placed the goblin king's crystal key into the altar before him
Ancient runes began to glow on the surface of the portal
Soon the gateway would open, and the Elder God Kor-Virliath of the 18th Hell Dimension would be unleashed unto the Galaxy
The countdown to universal annihilation had begun!

[Verse 1: Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Fife]
Warriors of planet earth
Hear my raging cry
For mighty Dundee
The demons will die

[Spoken Interlude: Tharon-Zul, Chaos Wizard]
Yes battlecruisers
To space we will go
Discover new worlds
And conquer galaxies

[Verse 2: Ser Proletius, Grand Master of the Spaceknights of Crail]
Across the skies of Mars the demon war begins
Trust in your sword, this battle we'll win
The Space Knights of Crail are first to the fight
Clashing with lasers and power of might

[Chorus: The Heroes of Dundee]
Fly high through apocalypse skies
Fight for the world we must save
Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
Chaos will triumph this day
Apocalypse! 1992

[Verse 3: The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen]
At the speed of light
The dwarven king arrives
With crystal laser battle axe
Into the fray he rides

[Spoken Interlude: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty]
Pathetic dwarves
You are no match for my demon horde
Let battle commence!

[Refrain: The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen]
It's the rage, the cosmic rage
The cosmic rage of astral Dwarves from Aberdeen
From their mines they will arise and fight
The rage of the Dwarves is tonight
It's the rage, the cosmic rage
The cosmic rage of astral Dwarves from Aberdeen
From their mines they will arise and fight
The rage of the Dwarves is tonight

[Interlude: Lamentations of the Armies of Light]
De mortuis crepitus
Aberdonensis de furor infernus irae
Then they died

[Non-Lyrical Vocals]

[Verse 4: Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty]
My ancestral demon army will ride the cosmic sphere
And liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear
With the power of the crystal from an ancient galaxy
The force of evil will prevail, it is my destiny!

[Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
The demon war raged on in the skies of Mars
As wave after wave of undead foe charged into the dwindling ranks of the forces of justice
The Dwarven King of Aberdeen was dead
His armies slaughtered by a robotic space goblin
The Questlords of Inverness had fallen too
Obliterated by an infinity bomb which erased their existence from all of history
The Knights of Crail were once again defeated by the chaos wizard Tharon-Zul
While making a noble defense of the moon Phobos
Now only Angus McFife XIII and The Hootsman survived
Preparing to make a final stand against the massed ranks of evil
Meanwhile on planet earth, in the caverns beneath Dundee
A mysterious figure watched from the shadows
As the evil sorcerer Zargothrax prepared to summon an evil being of unimaginable terror into the galaxy...

[Bridge: Ralathor, Mysterious Hermit of Cowdenbeath]
From the caves beneath Dundee
Ancient hermit arise!
A messenger to the war in the stars
Kor-Virliath is nigh!

[Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
The mysterious figure was none other than Ralathor, the Hermit of Cowdenbeath!
He realised that if Zargothrax would succeed in opening the chaos portal
Kor-Virliath would devour not just all of planet earth, but the entire galaxy
The demon war of Mars had just been a diversion!
With great haste, the mysterious hermit took flight
And set off into the midst of the raging battle in space
To warn Angus McFife XIII and The Hootsman of what was about to unfold

[Skit:]
Hootsman: Hoots! Ralathor arrives, to tell a dread tale... the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance. Hell gods of the galactic nexus seek ot annihilate the Space Empire of Fife!
Ralathor: The summoning ritual is protected by a mysterious extra-galactic crystal key, which seems to be goblonic in origin. Only the blast of a Neutronic Transnova Bomb has the power to penetrate the sorveruos forcefields
Angus McFife XIII: By all the gods of Dundee! Such a powerful explosion would have dread consequences... the planet will be destroyed, and the fabric of space-time may even collapse!
Hootsman: And yet it must be done. Fear not, Angus. I will undertake the grim task

[Verse 5: Excerpt from the Dundaxian Codex & Hootsman, The Barbarian Warrior of Unst]
Deep inside the Hootsman, there lies a secret heart
The barbarian is a cyborg powered by a neutron star
For millenia this immortal hero quested time and space
But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race
The only way to save the galaxy
Is to destroy planet earth and all Dundee

[Kor-Virliath, Elder God of the 18th Hell Dimension]
It is time... it is time!
My ascendancy is Nigh!
Soon the incantation will be complete and I will devour this insignificant galaxy!

[Refrain: Topazulon McGonagall VII]
Faster than a laser bullet
Hoostman flies to Fife
He detonates his nuclear heart
Destroys all human life

[Kor-Virliath, Elder God of the 18th Hell Dimension]
Nyaaaahhhhhhh!!

[Chorus: Heroes of Dundee]
Fly high through apocalypse skies
Fight for the world we must save
Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
Chaos will triumph this day
Fly high through apocalypse skies
Fight for the world we must save
Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
Chaos will triumph this day
Apocalypse

[Spoken Outro: Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
With a thunderous explosion of ultragravitational terrorflux
The Barbarian Warrior of Unst vaporised the Earth with the Neutronic Transnova Bomb detonation of his robotic powersource
The summoning ritual of Kor-Virliath and the crystal key of the Goblin King had been destroyed
But at great cost
Cosmic infinity crackled around the black space in the heavens
As suddenly the fabric of reality began to tear Quantum lightning exploded from the nothingness
Exposing a dimensional rift in the sky
Yet the immortal sorcerer Zargothrax still was not annihilated

[Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty]
No! You impudent mortal scum!
One thousand years of planning... ruined by a Hootsman!
I swear I will have my revenge
In this space-time continuum or the next!

[Spoken Outro: Fragmented Subvisual Archive, Recovered from the Time-Rift & Angus McFife]
Channeling his last shards of power
Zargothrax plunged himself through the amorphous portal in space
Vanishing from this universe into another reality
Nobody could know when or where the wormhole might lead to...
Yet Angus McFife XIII swore that at any cost, he must find and defeat Zargothrax
No matter where he may be
And so with a final raging battle cry
He followed the dark sorcerer into the dimensional rift
For the eternal glory of Dundee
Sanctus dominus