Alcohol Barenaked Ladies

[Verse 1]
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health

[Chorus]
I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
(That's small talk)

[Verse 2]
Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

[Chorus]
I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

[Post-Chorus 1]
Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else