Katniss vs. Hermione Whitney Avalon (Ft. Molly Quinn)

[Verse 1: KATNISS]
I’m Katniss and I can’t miss, I’m the fastest, you can’t catch this
Make a last wish, gonna need three cannons for this hat trick
So sick of your schtick, all I do is win, you nitpick
That’s why I’m the hero and you’re just a sidekick
Pathetic and predictable, I’m hot on your trail
Coulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail?
I bet with wands drawn, he’s still just a yawn
With performances worse than Michael Gambon
Got a Nimbus up your butt? Well, let’s probe deeper
Never played Quidditch but you know I’m a keeper
You must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappear
Who wants to kick this witch’s ass? Hmm, I volunteer!

[Verse 2: HERMIONE]
Oh, there’ll be no trouble ‘cause on stage you struggle
I’ll be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish Muggle
I’ll end this blasted skrewt, propaganda prostitute
Who thinks she’s so cute with her Girl Scout salute
Just a tribute, can’t decide which guy’s sweeter
Share your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with Peeta
How does it help the poor to start a civil war?
Your story’s a bore, why don’t you plagiarize more?
It’s been done before, ask Dumbledore
It’s Battle Royale set in 1984
And furthermore, if you’re keeping score
That’s five more points for GRYFFINDOR!