Why’d I Have To Die? Insane Clown Posse

[Intro]
We are gathered here today
To mourn the loss of
A dearly departed
Hard-working
Wonderful soul
He leaves behind his three wonderful children
And his beautiful wife
His mighty, mighty beautiful wife
His voluptuous, curvy wife

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I'm sitting here in the afterlife. I see the pearly gates
I guess now I’m supposed to wait
I got wings; I can fly around. It's all heavenly
I thought I'd live to be at least seventy
I got three daughters; the oldest was only ten
And I’m supposed to fly? What about them?
I left my wife behind to fend for herself
And I wasn't even in poor health
I left my family to suffer, down there crying
While I'm in the beautiful afterlife, flying
I'm waiting in line to see God, and when I get to Him
I'ma ask him what the fuck was he doing
I was happy on earth; I wanted to stay
I can't do this to my wife. I got so much to say
There wasn't even a goodbye; I just upped and jetted
Now they're staring at my grave, my name embedded