Big Strong Cat (My Puddy Tat, Sylvester) Marc Gunn

I tawt I taw a puddy tat?
He lives out on my door mat
Did you hear about the puddy tat last night
He tried to swallow me with one bite
You can take all of the alley cats away. (oh please!)
I’ve a cat trying to get in my cage
He used to be a lonely, abandoned stray
Now he’s hunting me every day
That is my puddy tat Sylvester (What a tat!)

He’s piled furniture upon a chest (big chest!)
He’s built him a ladder to my nest; he never rests there
Think of a bird, Tweety bird, don’t rush, just climb
And hopе that Granny comes and finds
Me. He’s got a paw to grab my hеad (Tweety’s head)
And a mouth that will soon swallow it (gulp!)
It takes all the Grannies and old ladies to fight off that cat Sylvester

Well, he broke into my cage in Italy
He thought that Granny didn’t see
She threw him off the harbor in New York
Where he was chased by a great big shark
He saw Granny leave in distress. (What’d he do?)
He put on Granny’s old dress (Cross dress)
He walked in the room with a key
But Granny came back suddenly