Shaving Cream Melvins

[Verse 1]
A baby fell out of the window
You'ld think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of shit
Shit
Shit
Shit...

[Verse 2]
I have a sad tale to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked in my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of shit
Shit
Shit
Shit...

[Verse 3]
And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a pile of shit
Shit
Shit
Shit...