Legend in My Spare Time Bloodhound Gang

[Intro]
Bloodhound gang is you to get it on
So right go on brothers, right go on

[Verse 1]
Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe
Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
Cause I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness Monster
Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door could you be a sponsor?
Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
When I'm feeling oriental I gotta rub my chin
Gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din
So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles
You're gettin' on my case like The Rockford Files
Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause he's givin' it all away
John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
No rhyme no reason no job no class
And we don't go near the ghetto cause they'd shoot our ass

[Chorus]
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what?
I'm a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what?
I'm a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what?
I'm a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what?
I'm a legend in my spare time