Steak for Chicken The Moldy Peaches

[Verse 1: Adam / Kimya]
Mardi Gras came and went / Mardi Gras came and went
All my money has been spent / All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent? / How am I gonna pay the rent?
Sitting on your face / Sitting on my ass

[Chorus 1: Adam + Kimya]
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my dick in?
We're not those kids
Sitting on the couch

[Verse 2: Adam / Kimya]
My former life I was a high roller / My former life I had a sister
Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller / I abused her and I dissed her
Found my calling as a part time bowler / She got swept up in a twister
Traded my wife for a new three-holer / First I laughed and then I missed her

[Chorus 2: Adam + Kimya]
Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?
We're not those kids
Sitting on the couch

[Verse 3: Adam / Kimya]
Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away / Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away
Live on birthday cake each day / Different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandparents that they're gay / Tell your grandmas they're okay
Steal their money and run away / Kiss their cheek and run away
'Cause me and my friends are so smart / Me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of art / We invented this new kind of darts
Post modernist, throwing darts / Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart
Smoking crack and cutting crack / Smoking crack and cutting crack