Feeling Myself (Parody) Bart Baker

[Intro: Tiffany Tynes as Nicki Minaj]
Yo B
You ready to make a video that no one will ever see
Cause your man won't put it on YouTube?

[Hook 1: GloZell as Beyonce]
This video looks like a bunch of bad home movies
Can you believe I'm the same person who once made Single Ladies?
That vid had class, this vid is just ass thanks to Jay-Z
This keyboard loop sounds like it was made by a baby

[Verse 1: Nicki Minaj, Cartrell Daniels as Jay-Z]
This video's not posted on YouTube
If you wanna see it you have to
Log on to Tidal and subscribe too
Hey, how come we still at ZERO VIEWS!?!?
If fans will not pay for music
I'll force them to do it
By making' this vid an exclusive
Dammit, Jay-Z, are you that STUPID!?
Who would pay twenty bucks
Just to see me shake my fake butt?
I do that in every vid, who gives a fuck?
Dude, your plan sucks!
Maybe, but it's just not fair
That music is stolen and file shared
I just don't understand why the fans don't care
About us poor pop star millionaires