[Verse]
Got mad so I hit a nigga with a bowling ball
I just went and hit that bitch with my dick, two bowling balls
I just smacked a nigga with a Jack-o'-lantern
I just worked at a job and got pepper sprayed
I just let my bitch get taken away by an eighth-grader
'Cause back in school, I was ugly as fuck, lookin' like Tow Mater
Told this girl, "My name Cinderella"
Told my grandma she got cockroaches, hahaha
Damn, how the fuck I got a burger with no tomatoes?
I ain't even tripping but, damn, like, why the pickles?
She told me to pull out some money, I pulled out my pickle
Pulled off from the drive-thru 'cause I was short a nickel
I was on some weird shit and cut off my nipple
Then I went to McDonalds and got a Sausage McGriddle
Then I came back with a black pickle
My cousin fucked up, he lost his dribbles
I woke up one morning and I had a crick in my neck
I asked my brother, "How can I fix it?," he slapped my neck
Ran off on a running back on the New York Jets
Then I had ran and got some Jet's Pizza
I ain't wanna sit still, I guess a nigga got Tourette's
She said I'm a dog ass nigga, like, where's the pet?
Ran off on a point guard on the Pistons
Then did a race and won the piston cup
In yo' crib, like, "Where's the refrigerator, nigga? Go catch it"
You niggas weird as hell, talking 'bout, y'all like edging
Being ass and fire, that's the secret weapon
Police told me, like, "You a nigga, so, where's the weapon?"
Ran off on a nigga at Jack in the Box
Sold a nigga an anime fan, nine-tailed fox
Sold a nigga some fake muscles, he think he The Rock
Short nigga gave me some money, he a leprechaun
I just went and uh
I just went and uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh
I just went and got a job, I got a job, bitch
Just went to Subway, I got me a cold-cut sandwich
Got a sloppy hoe, her name is not Joe
She must want the Manwich
I got all the ingredients but I did not have no bread for the sandwich
Smacked the fuck out my manager 'cause the time clock
My momma was broke as fuck, we had these black rocks
I remember being fucked up, we was eating porkchops
But I ain't like them shits, I eat lambchops, hahahaha
I'm the type of nigga to wear a shirt and shorts with no shoes
You the type of nigga to wanna go and snort boobs
I ain't gon' lie, I love the smell of gasoline
I was driving to the gas station and then my car died
I was so broke, I had to wear horse shoes
She said she likes a nigga who's real masculine
Caught my, my step-cousin with Vaseline
His drink got spiked, so he looks like a porcupine
When I was young, I was eating on pork and beans
Scammed a white nigga named Charlie Sheen
You gotta have drugs to socialize, why is you a fiend?
My barber fucked up, he gave me Cream In Betweens
Sorry, mama, damn, I think I just stepped on a crack
Called Xzibit and told him, "Pimp My Ride"
I forgot I ain't got a car, I can't drive
Muddy ran out of some, so I'm like, "Damn, Yuno, give me some crack"
Got mad so I hit a nigga with a bowling ball
I just went and hit that bitch with my dick, two bowling balls
I just smacked a nigga with a Jack-o'-lantern
I just worked at a job and got pepper sprayed
I just let my bitch get taken away by an eighth-grader
'Cause back in school, I was ugly as fuck, lookin' like Tow Mater
Told this girl, "My name Cinderella"
Told my grandma she got cockroaches, hahaha
Damn, how the fuck I got a burger with no tomatoes?
I ain't even tripping but, damn, like, why the pickles?
She told me to pull out some money, I pulled out my pickle
Pulled off from the drive-thru 'cause I was short a nickel
I was on some weird shit and cut off my nipple
Then I went to McDonalds and got a Sausage McGriddle
Then I came back with a black pickle
My cousin fucked up, he lost his dribbles
I woke up one morning and I had a crick in my neck
I asked my brother, "How can I fix it?," he slapped my neck
Ran off on a running back on the New York Jets
Then I had ran and got some Jet's Pizza
I ain't wanna sit still, I guess a nigga got Tourette's
She said I'm a dog ass nigga, like, where's the pet?
Ran off on a point guard on the Pistons
Then did a race and won the piston cup
In yo' crib, like, "Where's the refrigerator, nigga? Go catch it"
You niggas weird as hell, talking 'bout, y'all like edging
Being ass and fire, that's the secret weapon
Police told me, like, "You a nigga, so, where's the weapon?"
Ran off on a nigga at Jack in the Box
Sold a nigga an anime fan, nine-tailed fox
Sold a nigga some fake muscles, he think he The Rock
Short nigga gave me some money, he a leprechaun
I just went and uh
I just went and uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh
I just went and got a job, I got a job, bitch
Just went to Subway, I got me a cold-cut sandwich
Got a sloppy hoe, her name is not Joe
She must want the Manwich
I got all the ingredients but I did not have no bread for the sandwich
Smacked the fuck out my manager 'cause the time clock
My momma was broke as fuck, we had these black rocks
I remember being fucked up, we was eating porkchops
But I ain't like them shits, I eat lambchops, hahahaha
I'm the type of nigga to wear a shirt and shorts with no shoes
You the type of nigga to wanna go and snort boobs
I ain't gon' lie, I love the smell of gasoline
I was driving to the gas station and then my car died
I was so broke, I had to wear horse shoes
She said she likes a nigga who's real masculine
Caught my, my step-cousin with Vaseline
His drink got spiked, so he looks like a porcupine
When I was young, I was eating on pork and beans
Scammed a white nigga named Charlie Sheen
You gotta have drugs to socialize, why is you a fiend?
My barber fucked up, he gave me Cream In Betweens
Sorry, mama, damn, I think I just stepped on a crack
Called Xzibit and told him, "Pimp My Ride"
I forgot I ain't got a car, I can't drive
Muddy ran out of some, so I'm like, "Damn, Yuno, give me some crack"
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