President Rhino Psychostick

[Chorus]
All hail President Rhino
All hail
(Rhinoceros commander-in-chief)
All hail President Rhino
All hail
All hail

[Verse 1]
Republicans think they got a solid economic platform
Rhinoceros has two horns
Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich
A Rhino's skin is grey and thick

Rhino will bore through your entrails
Swat flies with his thick tail
Debate social issues
When it’s time to vote you know what to do

(Vote Rhino)

[Chorus]
All hail President Rhino
All hail
(Rhinoceros commander-in-chief)
All hail President Rhino
All hail
All hail