Sharing Is Caring (Twitter) Dan Bull

[Hook]
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss, or is there something I've missed?
600 million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?

[Verse 1]
I check out my Twitter feed occasionally
And the shit I see's basically make believe
Peeps claim it's the place to be
But that amazes me, because it tastes of wee
All the food for thought here's the sort to damage you
If it was a restaurant, I'd talk to the manager
Quick, Twitpic, you should have brought your camera
Now breaking a story's a sport for amateurs
And if it's a case of the more the merrier
How witty can you be in 140 characters?
In the days of broadband
I really would have thought that you could have more than that
"Dan, give up the ridiculous voice because you're missing the point
And you're a twat!"
Fair enough, that's freedom of speech
But I wouldn't have thought that from reading your tweets
'Cause each of them seems to be equally
Meaningless sequences of ceaseless frequency
So could you please have the decency
To give your private life a tiny bit of secrecy?