And To All A Good Fright The Stupendium

[Intro: The Stupendium]
Three years ago, I wrote a song
Where a bunch of scary monsters left their games and got along
To celebrate their Christmas day with me
Well, what do you know? We're three years on
And since September, well, the comment sections begged me to go on
To create a song to inflate the trilogy

[Verse 1: The Stupendium]
Well, I thought last year I was abundantly clear
When I said in the song that I was out of ideas
I'm done with the fearfully festivе, no, never again
(I'm not doing that no more, no way)
Now, you may say that I'm prеtty despicable
But I made the first one just to be clickable
Now I'm sick of all the Christmas repetition
And I'm buckin' the trend
Well, there'll be no more hallowing, caroling
There'll be no villains a-trimming the tree
And I'm flat out of animatronics that I wanna see when I'm having turkey
I just want the jingle of bells without all the hideous villains as well
This season, I'm seizin' the freedom to do somethin' else
And while Boris and Bendy are probably trendy, I'm not gonna send them a gift
I'm Saint Nixin' the cryptids and kickin' the miserable children right off of the list
I just want a Christmas for once without all the monsters taggin' along
If you wanted horror, I'm sorry, you've got the wrong song