Shoot You (with Skit) Zachary Hill

*Farts, clears throat, gun cocks and shoots*

[Hook]
I got my Glock, ready to shoot you
If you come up to me, your face will turn blue
I'm saying I'd choke you, choke you to death
Gonna get arrested for smoking meth
There's no reason for you to be here
I'm starting to think that you are a queer
Hey VSauce, Michael here
I just see you dreading a tear

[Verse 1]
I got my Glock, shootin' the clock
I really hate this app called Tik Tok
The clock is goin' tickity tock
I will be kickin' you off the dock
I'm on my yacht, ready to float
People think that the yacht is called a big boat
All of these rhymes, you know that I wrotе
Your mother looks just like a goat
Put a curse on you 'causе you are retarded
My rhymes are securely guarded
You are totally unguarded
I know that you'll be discarded
My bodyguard is really strong
I am not gonna be singin' in this song
Gonna be hittin' you like a gong
I'll be walking around Walmart wearing a thong
Everybody knows that I don't want to eat an orange
My coat ripped on this four-inch door hinge
I will he stabbin' you with my massive syringe
I will be goin' on a forage
Toppin' it off, right off the top
Every time you come around, I think you’re a prop
I will be makin' you sticky with my pop
Our phone numbers we are going to swap