[Verse 1: George W. Bush]
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener
I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me!
[Verse 2: John Kerry]
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass
I'm a Purple Heart winner, and yes, it's true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me!
[Verse 3: George W. Bush]
You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops, I offer tax breaks
You're a UN pussy, and yes, it's true that I kick ass! (Ha!)
This land will surely vote for me!
[Verse 4: John Kerry, Howard Dean]
You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy
But it's not gonna help you because I won three Purple Hearts
This land will surely vote for me! (Ahhh!)
[Verse 5: George Bush, John Kerry, Both]
You're a liberal sissy!
You're a right-wing nutjob!
You're a pinko commie!
You're dumb as a doorknob!
Hey, you got that botox!
But I still won three Purple Hearts!
This land will surely vote for me!
[Native American, Choir, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton]
This land was my land
But now it's our land!
From California
To the New York islan-[slap] What'd I do?
[George Bush, John Kerry, Both]
From the liberal wieners
To the right-wing nutjobs
This land belongs
This land belongs
This land belongs to you and me! (Hyah!)
Oh, and Dick Cheney too!
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener
I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me!
[Verse 2: John Kerry]
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass
I'm a Purple Heart winner, and yes, it's true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me!
[Verse 3: George W. Bush]
You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops, I offer tax breaks
You're a UN pussy, and yes, it's true that I kick ass! (Ha!)
This land will surely vote for me!
[Verse 4: John Kerry, Howard Dean]
You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy
But it's not gonna help you because I won three Purple Hearts
This land will surely vote for me! (Ahhh!)
[Verse 5: George Bush, John Kerry, Both]
You're a liberal sissy!
You're a right-wing nutjob!
You're a pinko commie!
You're dumb as a doorknob!
Hey, you got that botox!
But I still won three Purple Hearts!
This land will surely vote for me!
[Native American, Choir, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton]
This land was my land
But now it's our land!
From California
To the New York islan-[slap] What'd I do?
[George Bush, John Kerry, Both]
From the liberal wieners
To the right-wing nutjobs
This land belongs
This land belongs
This land belongs to you and me! (Hyah!)
Oh, and Dick Cheney too!
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