Unicorn Rap Rhett and Link

If you wanna see MC's
Than come see these MC's
Out to please
And without disease

Flyer than the zipper on your pants
Flying out your tweeters
And your amps
Tell your uncles and aunts

I hold the mic like a weapon
Or at least a water hose:
Step over
Get a steady stream of water up your nose

'Cause I'm a thug like that
I can't be trusted
Go out of town
Come back
And your mailbox'll be busted

All you other MC's
You're the best inferior
I squish your face like a zit
And leave you oozing down the mirror