If Life Were More Like Theatre (Tony Awards 2012 Opening Song) Neil Patrick Harris (Ft. Amanda Seyfried, Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Patti LuPone)

What if life were more like theatre?
What if everywhere you go, you heard a band?
Wouldn't life be so much sweeter
If you could cue the weather with your hand?
And what if all your questions had rhyming answers
And you never left home without your back-up dancers?
What if life were more like theatre?
Wouldn't life be grand?

What if life were tightly-written
And divided into nifty little scenеs?

[Neil and Amanda scene]

And just as you were splittin'
Your apartment disappеared by unknown means?
Thanks, mysterious people in black clothing!
And what if no one thought that there was something strange
About a magical seven-second costume change?
(Seven-six-five-four-three-two-one!)
And then, apropos of nothing
There were crazy dance routines?

What if everyone's diction were crisper (Crisper!)
And secrets were told in a shouted whisper?
And the only problems that mattered were your own?