Taylor Swift Is Stalkin’ Me Ray Stevens

Ooh, I bet she's in the yard again, I'll have to call the cops
She follows me everywhere I go, I can't make her stop
I swear sometimes she's been inside my house when I've been gone
She's about to drive me crazy, hey! let me tell ya what's going on

Taylor Swift is stalkin' me
(She's a little Lolita, she's a hussy, she's a tramp)
She's stalkin' me
(Makes Delilah look like a girl scout, yeah, she's a vamp)
She's probably in the backyard now up in that tall pine tree
With a pair of night vision goggles focused right on me
I swear she's everywhere I go, you know, it's plain to see
(I bet she's in the camera shooting pictures in 3D)
Taylor Swift is stalkin' me
Oh Lord

I told her I knew you were trouble, after all you're just 22
She said, you belong to me and I'm only me when I'm with you
I'm writing songs about you, she said and she even wrote our song
Then she turned mean and said no one's as cold as you when I told her I was moving on

Now Taylor Swift is stalkin' me
(She's a little Lolita, she's a hussy, she's a tramp)
She's stalkin' me
(Makes Delilah look like a girl scout, yeah she's a vamp)
She's probably in the backyard now up in that tall pine tree
With a pair of night vision goggles focused right on me
I swear she's everywhere I go you know it's plain to see
(I think she's planted a bug up under the rug that you can't see)