When I run into friends of mine I haven't seen in years
They give me the once over then their eyes well up with tears
Then they pronounce me "looking great", I haven’t changed a bit
I flash 'em back a feeble smile; I know I look like shit
'Cos I saw myself this morning, phew, and I know of what I speak
I’m a human being, but I look like I reek
And a weaker bathroom lightbulb just might take care of it
'Cos the mirror shatters your illusions when you look like shit
Shit comes in different colors, and consistencies
I guess that I'm just aging like the finest wines and cheeses
The guy that's me, who's in my dreams, is twenty-five or six
I'm old enough to be his dad, how's that for parlor tricks?
Life's a job you’re fired from, unless of course you quit
Gee, I wonder if that old blind guy knows that he looks like shit?
"Let’s ask him!"
"'Scuse me? No, over here!"
Although I know it’s natural, I still can't understand
Once I looked like a million bucks, now, it's more like two grand
We start out with a lot of time, but what happens to it?
Times flies when you fuck around and then you look like shit!
They give me the once over then their eyes well up with tears
Then they pronounce me "looking great", I haven’t changed a bit
I flash 'em back a feeble smile; I know I look like shit
'Cos I saw myself this morning, phew, and I know of what I speak
I’m a human being, but I look like I reek
And a weaker bathroom lightbulb just might take care of it
'Cos the mirror shatters your illusions when you look like shit
Shit comes in different colors, and consistencies
I guess that I'm just aging like the finest wines and cheeses
The guy that's me, who's in my dreams, is twenty-five or six
I'm old enough to be his dad, how's that for parlor tricks?
Life's a job you’re fired from, unless of course you quit
Gee, I wonder if that old blind guy knows that he looks like shit?
"Let’s ask him!"
"'Scuse me? No, over here!"
Although I know it’s natural, I still can't understand
Once I looked like a million bucks, now, it's more like two grand
We start out with a lot of time, but what happens to it?
Times flies when you fuck around and then you look like shit!
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