[Intro]
Thank you for all being here on a Friday, I know there's lots of places you can be on a Friday, so I appreciate you taking the time
to be with me, it does truly mean a lot
I would like to, erm, do a, uh, love poem right now, since it's sort of early in the show, um
I warn you, it is sappy and romantic so, um, I'll get it out of the way now and then I'll go back to the, uh, the dirty stuff that everyone loves or whatever
Um, okay, it's called "I Fuck Sluts"
[Verse 1]
Sluts! Sluts! (It's not a role call, but thank you)
Sluts, I fuck sluts
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
No ifs and’s, and/or buts. I fuck sluts
I fuck sluts
Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
[Verse 2]
I have a list. A list?
Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts
And thus my nuts are fucking pissed
So, when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list
Thank you for all being here on a Friday, I know there's lots of places you can be on a Friday, so I appreciate you taking the time
to be with me, it does truly mean a lot
I would like to, erm, do a, uh, love poem right now, since it's sort of early in the show, um
I warn you, it is sappy and romantic so, um, I'll get it out of the way now and then I'll go back to the, uh, the dirty stuff that everyone loves or whatever
Um, okay, it's called "I Fuck Sluts"
[Verse 1]
Sluts! Sluts! (It's not a role call, but thank you)
Sluts, I fuck sluts
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
No ifs and’s, and/or buts. I fuck sluts
I fuck sluts
Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
[Verse 2]
I have a list. A list?
Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts
And thus my nuts are fucking pissed
So, when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list
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