Never Tell a Lie InsideOut A Cappella

My teacher told me I should never tell a lie
Because a lie will bring you trouble, sure as pie (But I like pie)
It's an awful thing to do (Yep)
And it's true as true as true
You'll get caught, and then you'll start to cry
You'll have a horrid, painful pounding in your head
And you will feel your face get hot and turn bright red
Then your heart will start to thump
In your throat, you'll get a lump
And you'll feel so bad you'll wish that you could lie right down and die (Blegh!)
You're much better off to never tell a lie
Not even sometimes
Remember, never, never tell a lie
Don't lie