Haan Bhai Fotty Seven

Hello
Haan Bhai
Haan bhai?
Aaja bahar khada hoon
Bahar kahan?
Oye tere ghar ke bahar aur kahan jaunga ?
Abe ek toh tu na ghar ke bahar aa ke phone kiya kar hamesha, thoda pahle kar ke bata de toh
Abe ek toh teri alag chal rahi hai, bhai bahar hisab badhiya ho rakha hai
Maine kaha kuch khaa pi lenge aaja
Abe tuesday hai bhai
Toh bhai half veg manga liyo kya ho gaya, main khila raha hoon bhai
Ruk, puchne de mujhe

Naam 47 hai

Ghar ki sunu ya sunu main dosto ki
Ye do do bhasaudi hai (do do bhasaudi hai)
Baap bola ghar baith hilna nahi
Par momos zaruri hai
Laal wali chartni left waali badhiya thi
Right waali pat gayi aage se dhayan denge
Haandenge galiyon mein bike pe bitha ke 3 maanenge thodi
Thulle ne roka toh “Uncle ji sorry” (Sorry), aage se dhayan denge”
Pyar se bolega uncle bhi jaan denge, Bande hum seedhe
Maza toh aata hai, Roll nahi hota, chakhne se pahle hi khol di bottle
Sab ki hai baatein alag, chiraante alag
Peete hai kam aur girate alag
Haq ka satak nahi toh hum bhi hila de halak
Beqadri, Beqadri, Paise ki Beqadri, Time ki Beqadri
Jab se hum chhote the tab se hi tuition ke paise se khela hai TAKEN 3
Saare barabar hai bhai, saare barabar hai
Humse nahi chhota, bada nahi koi
Par agla banega jo jyda tez toh tere bhai se bada nahi harami koi