Ride for AIDS Willam (Ft. Alaska Thunderfuck)

[Verse 1: Willam and Alaska]
I'm a modern privileged gay
You spend most evenings on your back
Disposable income everyday
I think it’s time that we both give back
Turn off Doctor Oz
Ride a bike for a good cause
Raise some dough for our friends who are poz
Training, sweating, that shit hurts
Feel the wind blowing in your hair
Trading in our mini-skirts
For some fashionable active wear
I still don’t see the appeal
Plus I can’t ride a bike in heels
But just think how good you’ll feel
I can make my rump hurt better for a weekend

[Chorus: Willam and Alaska]
Get your ass to San Francisco
Then ride down to LA
Safety first, so wear a helmet
Bitch I said “No way!”
How ‘bout I ride a flat-bed?
I’ll look cute and pay for gas
'Cause you know I love a road trip
But Clif Bar tastes like (DELICIOUS)
You’re a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to hell (Most likely!)
But then you do a little AIDS ride
And the PR goes well
I'll look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
Oh, I’ll make a stank face baby
But I’ll ride for AIDS