And Her Mother Came Too [Live] Don McLean

[Intro]
I seem to be the victim of a cruel jest
It all concerns the person that I love the best
She's just the dearest thing that I have ever known
Still, somehow we can never be alone

[Verse 1]
My car comes to meet her
And her mother comes, too
It's a two-seater
Still, her mother comes, too
She simply can't take a snub
I go and sulk at the club
There have a bath and a rub
And her brother comes, too

[Verse 2]
We pick out her trousseau
And her mother comes, too
Asked not to do so
Still, her mother comes, too
And when they're visiting me
We finish afternoon tea
She likes to sit on my knee
And her mother does, too