King of the Slugs Fat Dog

[Verse 1]
When I wake up in the morning
I see a slug staring down
He gives me one look
And sets me the crown

[Chorus]
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs, bitch

[Post-Chorus]
Watch me, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa
Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa
Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa
Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa

[Verse 2]
I get my clothes from the washing machine
I see a slug staring down
He gives me one look
And sets me the crown

[Chorus]
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs, bitch