Yellow Beach Umbrella Bette Midler

When I am a flyer, I'll fly down to Miami
Get a room in one of those big resort hotels
And nobody there will ever get to know me well
And nobody there will ever get to know me well

I'll be just another yellow beach umbrella
On the shore of the southern sea
I'll be a mystery to everyone
I won't take you along with me

When I am a driver, I'll drive to Pensacola
Sleep in the sand whether the weather
Brings sunshine or rain
And nobody there will ever get to know my name, oh no
And nobody there will ever get to know my name

I'll be just another yellow beach umbrella
On the shore of the southern sea
Mmm, I'll be a mystery to everyone
I won't take you along with me

When I am a rider, I'll ride up to Tempico
Ohh, don't telephone honey
Your money'd be wasted on a telegram
'cause nobody there will ever find out who I am
Nobody there will ever find me!