Swap Meet Louie Sir Mix-a-Lot

[Intro]
"Hey, homeys!"
"Who me?"
"Yeah, that's right. You, the fly hustler."
"Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?"
"Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the Dope..."
"Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some khakis and I'm straight."
"Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned-up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't afford this Louis Vuitton!"
"What you mean I can't afford it?! Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, baby?! If that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise."
[customer:] "Excuse me, I'd like to buy some."
"You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over to booth Number 2 for the crack pipe."
"Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby. Get on my..."

[Verse 1]
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots
So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
Ripped phantom top on your seven six Cutlass
In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek
Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet
You're saggin', droop like a bawla
Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her
[Girl:] Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me?
Every time you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme
A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep
That's right
Through Cazaly's she peeks
Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on
Swap meet weave, with the swap meet thongs
Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
Little Mary Pong is RAW
She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good
Start buying all your Louie in the hood"
And your sprung, on the two for one
Fake Louie at the swap meet, son
Now you know brown Louie is played
But you're drunk and you just got paid
So you bought the gear, little Mary says "See ya"
Little did you know it was "Made in Korea?"