Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief Wesley Willis

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house
He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit

[Chorus]
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

[Verse 2]
Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers
He was firewalling the throttle
When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen
Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens
Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick

[Chorus]
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief