Fandoms Suck Quackity

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time I came across a game that I really liked
One upon a time I saw a show and my love for it spiked
Everyone seems to love these games and shows that makes me happy
But what I ended up seeing made my day much more crappy
Why'd you have to draw my favorite character with a huge whipping cock
Why does that item have human genitalia you need to see a doc
I wish i didn't have to see that stuff that you just drew
After seeing this shit I only have one last question for you...

[Chorus]
Why did you draw that
Why did you do that
You didn't have to paint that in detail
My eyeballs are aching
I'm so close to breaking
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
Why did you draw that
Why did you do that
You didn't have to paint that in detail
My eyeballs are aching
I'm so close to breaking
Bullet to my head I'll be taking

[Verse 2]
So we go back to a time when life wasn't that rough
When my brain wasn't influenced by a bunch of nasty stuff
Turn on my television and watch Shrek movies all through the night
Didn't have to imagine him being really sexy so I was alright
I just wanna enjoy the shit that I watch and play
Now I have to question if I'm turning gay (For Shrek)
But that's okay because it's not on my mind all day
Either way I got a few things to say