Prelude M.I Abaga

[Voiceover]:
The following movie is rated TB - Toh Bad. Viewer discretion is advised. Please switch off all mobile phones while seated in the theatre. Thank you for your cooperation. And now, for your feature presentation...

(Scene 1):
[Narrator]:
September 27th, 2010. 53 minutes after 2300 hours. Location: Unknown

[Boss]:
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please be seated. You know what is at stake here, so answer me this. Where is M.I?

(murmuring)

[Jean-Pierre]:
Hello sir! I am Jean-Pierre. Me and my team have searched everywhere for M.I, but have discovered he is very well hidden!

[Boss]:
So you mean to tell me that you have found nothing? You insolent bastard! Kill him!

[Jean-Pierre]:
Sir! If you will delay my execution just a second, I will explain-

(gunshots)

Eugh! Ah! Eugh! What a tragedy! I have died!

[Boss]:
Ah, I hate to lose my temper. But I guess if you need to get something done, you gotta do it yourself, you know? Okay. Now to catch a rat, you gotta know how a rat thinks. You need to lay down the peanut butter. So, does he have a girlfriend?